Coming Attractions!

Hey mucky mucks. Here’s a little taste of what’s coming up in the next few weeks.

Monday, Oct 5th: Brand new contributor Sean Reidy will be slogging his way through the low point of Raul Julia’s career,  ”Street Fighter”. (also starring the “extremely Belgian Jean-Claude Van Dam”)  We all know that movies based on video games are fantastic right! Right! Just look at the death in Mr. Julia’s weary, lifeless eyes.

Saddest Thing You'll Ever Hear: Raul Julia died after making this movie.

Monday, Oct 12th: I’ll try  my damndest to make sense of Da Govunator’s incomprehensible speech in his first ever feature, 1969′s “Hercules in New York”.

Thirty years from this to Governor of California. And who says America ain't great?

Monday, Oct 13th: The always intrepid Chris Wiley takes some time out from online dating to brave the horrors of Disney’s live action horror film, Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

If it was up to me, I'd give Bob Barker a pair of hedge clippers, a motorcycle, and ten million dollars and let him wipe this breed off the face of the earth.

After that, who knows? Here at Cinemuck HQ, we are always open to suggestions. Seen a bad movie? Stumbled across something at blockbuster that you accidentally rented and now can’t talk about? We will share your pain!

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–Andrew–

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